AUDITIONS

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BY NEIL SIMON
DIRECTED BY KIM KRUEGER

SHOW RUNS FEBRUARY 19-22, 26-28

WHEN

DECEMBER 15-16 @ 7:00pm

WHERE 

The O'Shaughnessy Center in Whitefish 

1 Central Avenue,

Whitefish, MT

Please enter through the north side parking lot door

IF CAST, THE FIRST READ-THROUGH WILL TAKE PLACE

Tuesday, January 5th @ 6:30 PM
at the O'Shaughnessy Center.

CASTING BREAKDOWN

Total cast: 6 men, 2 women. All described ages are approximate.

Oscar Madison – Male, 35–55. A slovenly, easygoing sportswriter recently divorced. Loves poker, cigars, and his messy freedom. Good-hearted, funny, and perpetually exasperated by Felix’s tidiness.

Felix Unger – Male, 35–55. A fussy, neat-freak news writer whose marriage has just ended. Fastidious to a fault, with a flair for dramatics and a soft heart that makes him both endearing and exhausting.

Murray – Male, 30s–50s. A New York City policeman and one of Oscar’s poker buddies. Practical and good-natured, often the mediator when tempers flare.

Speed – Male, 30s–50s. Gruff, sarcastic, and quick-tempered. Has little patience for nonsense, but underneath the bluster, he’s loyal and funny.

Roy – Male, 30s–50s. Oscar’s accountant and poker buddy. Wry, pragmatic, and financially cautious — the group’s voice of reason.

Vinnie – Male, 30s–50s. Mild-mannered and anxious, often the butt of the group’s jokes. Easily flustered but lovable.

Gwendolyn Pigeon – Female, 25–55. One of the British sisters who live upstairs. Sweet, romantic, and giggly — genuinely fond of Felix.

Cecily Pigeon – Female, 25–55. Gwendolyn’s sister. Flirtatious and charming, with a big laugh and kind heart.

 BY JOHN PATRICK SHANLEY

DIRECTED BY NANCY NEI

SHOW RUNS JANUARY 24–25, 2026

This production is a part of our BLACK CURTAIN SERIES. The rehearsal process is 2 weeks and the performance will have minimal set, props, and costumes, and the actors will be reading from scripts. Whether you are a seasoned performer or a first-time actor, this is a great opportunity to get on stage!

WHEN

Sunday, January 11 @ 7:00 PM

WHERE

The O’Shaughnessy Center in Whitefish
1 Central Avenue, Whitefish, MT
Please enter through the north side parking lot door.

IF CAST, THE FIRST READ-THROUGH WILL TAKE PLACE

Monday, January 12 @ 6:30 PM 

at the O’Shaughnessy Center.

CASTING BREAKDOWN

Total cast: 3 women, 1 man. All described ages are approximate.

Fran – Female, mid 30s–early 50s. Smart, funny, and tired. She’s broke, chronically single, and carrying more family responsibility than she lets on. Defensive humor and a Brooklyn edge, but with a really tender core once she trusts you. Needs someone who can play both banter and grief. 

Owen – Male, late 40s–50s. Owner of the laundromat. Direct, decent, a little banged up by life but still believes in connection. Blue-collar warmth, not slick. Chemistry with Fran should feel unlikely-but-right.

Trish – Female, 40s–60s. Fran’s sister who is seriously ill. Sharp, honest, and still funny even when things are rough. There’s history in this relationship- love, guilt, obligation. Actor should be able to play vulnerability without sentimentality.

Susie – Female, 30s–50s. The other sister. More outspoken, more “say the thing out loud,” and not afraid to challenge Fran’s choices. A source of tough love and family reality. Good role for someone with strong contemporary timing.